FOOTNOTE AS THE SUB HEADING:
This is going to be English, okay?
Zephriatitsonic.
A.
For those who caught the irony, read on.
B.
For those who didn’t, ummm… read on.
It’s working, huh?
Starting your writings with a rather big word to make sure it grips the attention
of those who are reading, it’s working. (Especially with a gripping word
gripped inside a mega- gripping word)-
->If you know what I mean.
->ONLY if you’ve read the whole word carefully,
that is.
Jeez, I don’t even know if it’s rather risky to
start this with a lame dirty joke which most people wont grasp at the first go…
But then, who’s judging? Hah. Rhetoric. Who am I kidding?
OHKAY. It takes sometime
for me to say something and then actually get down to do it- unless I’m pushed.
Being IDLE pushed, all right. So then, this is it: Internet blabbing, as I like
to call it.
Just English, but with the ‘handy-boys’ of it:
loaded with mind boggling talks with twisted double meanings, a.k.a puns and
for those who fail to decipher: TRASH. I don’t promise (“I don’t promise” is my
indirect way of putting things directly, by the way) grandiloquent texts on
nail paints or fashion or whatever. This
would instead be like a road-mix playlist for your journey into a maze of my
poetry, appreciation of Classic and Southern Rock and Blues, myriad perceptions
of alluring modern art or lyrics, also, (because this is ME…) my take on
international, national and local…(in an attempt to replace ‘news’ with a
slightly less boring word…)…’happenings’ around us… (Would it be over the top
to add ‘life’ too?) Anyhow, being 17, I think I should now add a ‘LOL’. (I feel
like Sheldon Cooper, minus the physicist), topping with another important
promise of always crossing drawn lines (these) and finally, as I promised to
you in the beginning…
Footnote:
This is going to be English.
Hahahaha... this is great... cant wait for more. also make sure you cover lots of 'happenings' and forget about nail paint and fashion... ;)
ReplyDeleteThank you, Yashaswini, I really appreciate this :)
ReplyDeleteThere aren't going to be talks on nail paints for sure (thats the ONLY predictable thing about this, in fact!)
You can also post a link to your blog here if you like! :)