FOOTNOTE AS THE SUB HEADING:

This is going to be English, okay? 

Zephriatitsonic.

A.        For those who caught the irony, read on.

B.        For those who didn’t, ummm… read on.

It’s working, huh? Starting your writings with a rather big word to make sure it grips the attention of those who are reading, it’s working. (Especially with a gripping word gripped inside a mega- gripping word)-

->If you know what I mean.

->ONLY if you’ve read the whole word carefully, that is.

Jeez, I don’t even know if it’s rather risky to start this with a lame dirty joke which most people wont grasp at the first go… But then, who’s judging? Hah. Rhetoric. Who am I kidding?

OHKAY. It takes sometime for me to say something and then actually get down to do it- unless I’m pushed. Being IDLE pushed, all right. So then, this is it: Internet blabbing, as I like to call it.

 Just English, but with the ‘handy-boys’ of it: loaded with mind boggling talks with twisted double meanings, a.k.a puns and for those who fail to decipher: TRASH. I don’t promise (“I don’t promise” is my indirect way of putting things directly, by the way) grandiloquent texts on nail paints or fashion or whatever.  This would instead be like a road-mix playlist for your journey into a maze of my poetry, appreciation of Classic and Southern Rock and Blues, myriad perceptions of alluring modern art or lyrics, also, (because this is ME…) my take on international, national and local…(in an attempt to replace ‘news’ with a slightly less boring word…)…’happenings’ around us… (Would it be over the top to add ‘life’ too?) Anyhow, being 17, I think I should now add a ‘LOL’. (I feel like Sheldon Cooper, minus the physicist), topping with another important promise of always crossing drawn lines (these) and finally, as I promised to you in the beginning…

Footnote: This is going to be English.